George and John, buddies and pals

"JOHN!" 
"YEAH??!!" 
"Can George have a cigarette please?" 
(You're on, you're on)
"John"
"Whats that George?"
"Have you got a cigarette for me please." 
"i think i've got one here for you George"
"It's Marlboro, with a Microknee finger"
"Marlboro with a microknee finger? Why, thank you very much John"
"Its a big cigarette for a big man"
"Ha, I will light it now"
*Laughs*
"We are smoking our Marlboro, George and John, buddies and pals."